2026/2027 Decathlon: Team Summary: The Performative Males
Captains: Christopher DeSouza, Thomas DeSouza, Matthew DeSouza
Tribes: State of VA, Sucks to Suck
| Event | Question | Selection(s) | Cat 1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | Total | |
| Soccer | English Premier League | Leeds United | 3 | 2 | 5 | |||||
| Brentford | 3 | 3 | 6 | |||||||
| Aston Villa | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| Chelsea | 6 | 1 | 7 | |||||||
| Arsenal | 12 | 12 | ||||||||
| Soccer Total | 31 | |||||||||
| Golf | Tour Championship | Alex Fitzpatrick | 45 | 45 | ||||||
| Collin Morikawa | 15 | 15 | ||||||||
| Xander Schauffele | 15 | 15 | ||||||||
| Rory McIlroy | 45 | 45 | ||||||||
| Golf Total | 120 | |||||||||
| Tennis | US Open Women | Marie Bouzkova | 10 | 10 | ||||||
| Diana Shnaider | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Jessica Pegula | 25 | 10 | 35 | |||||||
| Coco Gauff | 25 | 10 | 35 | |||||||
| US Open Men | Alexander Blockx | 20 | 20 | |||||||
| Brandon Nakashima | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Arthur Fils | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| Alexander Zverev | 35 | 10 | 15 | 20 | 80 | |||||
| Tennis Total | 195 | |||||||||
| College Football | 2026 Tier1 | ACC Miami | 14 | 14 | ||||||
| B10 Ohio St | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| IND Notre Dame | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| 2026 Tier2 | ACC Cal | 7 | 7 | |||||||
| B12 Utah | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| ACC SMU | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| B10 Penn St | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| B10 Indiana | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| College Football Total | 98 | |||||||||
| Football | Regular Season | NS Carolina Panthers | 0 | |||||||
| NS New Orleans Saints | 0 | |||||||||
| AW Denver Broncos | 0 | |||||||||
| AS Jacksonville Jaguars | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NE Dallas Cowboys | 0 | |||||||||
| NN Detroit Lions | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NW Seattle Seahawks | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NW LA Rams | 0 | |||||||||
| Football Total | 21 | |||||||||
| Racing | NASCAR Playoffs | Ryan Preece | 0 | |||||||
| Chris Buescher | 0 | |||||||||
| Chase Briscoe | 0 | |||||||||
| Ryan Blaney | 0 | |||||||||
| Denny Hamlin | 0 | |||||||||
| Racing Total | 0 | |||||||||
Total Pts: 465 |
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