2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Birmingham: East Carolina +7½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Bald Guys, No Torn ACL |
| 2 | 3 In The Stink |
| 3 | Art Vandelay |
| 4 | Cuddy's Arrived |
| 5 | Drunken Irish 1 |
| 6 | Drunken Irish 2 |
| 7 | Factory of Sadness |
| 8 | Fightin' Amish |
| 9 | Golden Earrings |
| 10 | Harelip the Pope |
| 11 | i2k |
| 12 | In play, out(s) |
| 13 | Jdozzi2 |
| 14 | Jerry The Cowboy |
| 15 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 16 | Just the Tip |
| 17 | Kick His Ass Sea Bass |
| 18 | Mayans |
| 19 | Mr. Bean |
| 20 | New Jersey Georgia Line |
| 21 | Ollie World |
| 22 | Project Badass |
| 23 | Raccoon Jesus |
| 24 | Royale with Cheese |
| 25 | serve a baseball into the endzone... |
| 26 | Shotgun Willies |
| 27 | SJSU Spartans |
| 28 | The Salty Dogs |
| 29 | The Usual Suspects |
| 30 | Vali-Morons |
| 31 | Wayne Enterprises |