2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Cactus: Washington -5½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 2 Malakas |
| 3 | Al Czervik |
| 4 | Art Vandelay |
| 5 | Big B |
| 6 | Bruce Jenner Is A Man |
| 7 | Cromartie's Kids |
| 8 | Dad Boner |
| 9 | DikembeSaysNo |
| 10 | Fighting Irish |
| 11 | Gambling Is Illegal at Bushwood |
| 12 | Golden Earrings |
| 13 | Grand Poobah |
| 14 | Hotgolfchix.com |
| 15 | Huevos de Burro |
| 16 | i2k |
| 17 | Jawns |
| 18 | Jimmy Dugan |
| 19 | KP Klystrons |
| 20 | Little Chocolate Donuts |
| 21 | M&T |
| 22 | My team's on the floor |
| 23 | Ollie World |
| 24 | Over the Dwayne Bowe |
| 25 | Performance Enhancing Drunks |
| 26 | Rusty Shackleford |
| 27 | The Salty Dogs |
| 28 | The Witzmacks |
| 29 | Twice As Nice |
| 30 | Vali-Morons |
| 31 | Walks with a Limp |