2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Quick Lane: North Carolina -2½
| # | Team |
| 1 | Ain't We Lucky We Got 'Em |
| 2 | Bad News Bears |
| 3 | BauerPlay |
| 4 | Buck |
| 5 | Buddy Cianci |
| 6 | Caillou Sux |
| 7 | Candy From Babies |
| 8 | Drunken Irish 1 |
| 9 | Drunken Irish 2 |
| 10 | Eskimo Brothers |
| 11 | Front Porch Boys |
| 12 | Girthy Partners |
| 13 | Go Mets |
| 14 | Harelip the Pope |
| 15 | How Can I Be This Bad?? |
| 16 | In play, out(s) |
| 17 | Jawns |
| 18 | JJB decathlonchamps |
| 19 | Jowana Mandrave |
| 20 | Kick His Ass Sea Bass |
| 21 | ML Liquors |
| 22 | Moose Knuckle |
| 23 | Ollie World |
| 24 | One Large Love Worm |
| 25 | PJM/ARM |
| 26 | Roxbury Bucos |
| 27 | Schaefer-Beach-Yaps |
| 28 | serve a baseball into the endzone... |
| 29 | SLOTUG |
| 30 | SportsFanatic |
| 31 | Stefantasy |
| 32 | T-Diddy |
| 33 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 34 | The Salty Dogs |
| 35 | Tigerslam |
| 36 | Twice As Nice |
| 37 | Urban Shocker |
| 38 | Vali-Morons |
| 39 | Well-Lived Enterprises |
| 40 | Yeah Jeets |