2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Montreal Canadiens
| # | Team |
| 1 | Cooter Stretcher |
| 2 | Fick Can Get My Nuts |
| 3 | Godzilla's Foot |
| 4 | Hotgolfchix.com |
| 5 | Jackmerius Traktheratrix |
| 6 | Jawns |
| 7 | JJB decathlonchamps |
| 8 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 9 | KP Klystrons |
| 10 | My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't |
| 11 | Newy Hermosa Y Stan The Ladies Man |
| 12 | Nittany Heels |
| 13 | NWBuckeye |
| 14 | On The Screws |
| 15 | One Large Love Worm |
| 16 | PJM/ARM |
| 17 | Schiss |
| 18 | Scramble Par |
| 19 | Slomike |
| 20 | Soonermagic |
| 21 | Steve Stevens |
| 22 | Super Seniors Selection Committee |
| 23 | Sweathogs |
| 24 | Tired Bumps |
| 25 | Worl-Be-Free |