2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Texas Southern
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bad News Bears |
| 2 | Bullshitisms |
| 3 | Bye Shane II |
| 4 | Candy From Babies |
| 5 | Dingle to 3rd Power |
| 6 | DocHolliday |
| 7 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Fick Can Get My Nuts |
| 9 | Grand Poobah |
| 10 | ItsMillhouse |
| 11 | Jaco |
| 12 | On The Screws |
| 13 | RamHerJamHer |
| 14 | SLOTUG |
| 15 | Steve Stevens |
| 16 | thanks for playing |
| 17 | The Usual Suspects |
| 18 | VEEDS |
| 19 | Yeah Jeets |