2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Southern Methodist
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 In The Stink |
| 2 | Al Czervik |
| 3 | Alesi's Last Hoorah |
| 4 | Anaconda squeeeeeeeze! |
| 5 | Art Vandelay |
| 6 | Bears, Devils, Heels, Oh My |
| 7 | Bearvers |
| 8 | Big B |
| 9 | blah blah Animal blah |
| 10 | Bobby O'Shea |
| 11 | Bro-Lo El Cuņado |
| 12 | Buddy Cianci |
| 13 | Caillou Sux |
| 14 | Camden Lane Crazies |
| 15 | Dark Horse |
| 16 | Dempsey |
| 17 | El Buzzardo |
| 18 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 19 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 20 | Girthy Partners |
| 21 | In play, out(s) |
| 22 | JAI YO |
| 23 | JJB decathlonchamps |
| 24 | Jowana Mandrave |
| 25 | Kaepernick for MVP |
| 26 | Kick His Ass Sea Bass |
| 27 | Little Chocolate Donuts |
| 28 | Lovey's House of Jameson |
| 29 | M&T |
| 30 | Nick Papagiorgio & Cousin Eddie |
| 31 | Nittany Heels |
| 32 | NWBuckeye |
| 33 | OBrien |
| 34 | Ours Is The Fury |
| 35 | Royale with Cheese |
| 36 | serve a baseball into the endzone... |
| 37 | SJSU Spartans |
| 38 | SLOTUG |
| 39 | Sofa King Good |
| 40 | Steve Stevens |
| 41 | T-Diddy |
| 42 | Taco Corp |
| 43 | thanks for playing |
| 44 | The 513 |
| 45 | The Cuban B's |
| 46 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 47 | The Rodfather |
| 48 | Those Aren't Pillows |
| 49 | Tired Bumps |
| 50 | Vali-Morons |
| 51 | Wolverines! |