2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Virginia
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Bald Guys, No Torn ACL |
| 2 | Alesi's Last Hoorah |
| 3 | blah blah Animal blah |
| 4 | Bobby O'Shea |
| 5 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 6 | Flushing Sh*ts |
| 7 | Fonzinoons |
| 8 | Garage Karate |
| 9 | Ho Kogan |
| 10 | I really suck at this |
| 11 | Illibuck |
| 12 | Mack's Pack |
| 13 | Moose Knuckle |
| 14 | Redskins |
| 15 | The Bizuation |
| 16 | The Cuban B's |
| 17 | Well-Lived Enterprises |
| 18 | Yogi & Bob Bob |