2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Pirates
| # | Team |
| 1 | 22 Milez Away |
| 2 | Anaconda squeeeeeeeze! |
| 3 | Bandslmaykerdance |
| 4 | Barnacle Esq |
| 5 | Bearvers |
| 6 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 7 | Cooter Stretcher |
| 8 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 9 | Fighting Irish |
| 10 | Grand Poobah |
| 11 | Huevos de Burro |
| 12 | JCHIA72 |
| 13 | Little Chocolate Donuts |
| 14 | Mack's Pack |
| 15 | Miami Vice |
| 16 | Mr. Bean |
| 17 | My team's on the floor |
| 18 | NY jets are killing me |
| 19 | OBrien |
| 20 | Palmetto Buck |
| 21 | Ronnie Utah |
| 22 | San Diego Fight Club |
| 23 | Serrano's got the disks! |
| 24 | Steel Curtain |
| 25 | Steve Stevens |
| 26 | Sweathogs |
| 27 | TeamBuckingham |
| 28 | The Fighting Tuckmans |
| 29 | The Prop Whisperers |
| 30 | The Usual Suspects |
| 31 | The Vanilla Gorilla |
| 32 | Tired Bumps |
| 33 | Toddo67's |
| 34 | Triple R |
| 35 | Wimmer M.D. |