2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Syracuse
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2 Bald Guys and a Torn ACL |
| 2 | Crooked Chicken |
| 3 | Fart Attack |
| 4 | Fugees and Funyuns |
| 5 | Gay Marriage ends in Gay Divorce |
| 6 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 7 | Mud Sharks |
| 8 | New World Order |
| 9 | Off the Handle |
| 10 | Pioneer Pride |
| 11 | Red Deaths |
| 12 | Rohirrim |
| 13 | Romolicious |
| 14 | The Heinous Wagners |
| 15 | Whitebread |
| 16 | wiseteets |
| 17 | World Wide Pants |