2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Rory McIlroy

#	Team
1	#1 Seed Killers
2	1027
3	Ashley Remembered
4	Barberboy
5	Bye Shane
6	Carlsbatdrewton
7	Clark Lea's Nuts
8	Committee for ReElection of Infantino
9	Dad Boner
10	Deshaun's Massage Parlor
11	Dinkis<3sHobos
12	Do Wrong Right
13	DOCK ELLIS
14	drinking is fun
15	Dynamax
16	Enrico Pallazzo
17	FastWilly
18	Favre's Dick Picks
19	First Light
20	Free Scottie
21	G.B.G. Campaign
22	Go Bulldogs!!
23	Golden Earrings
24	Greatpoint
25	Green Team
26	Gyros & Souvlaki
27	Hondo
28	How's everyone feeling today?
29	India4LaborDay
30	Jake Picks Winners
31	Jimmy John’s
32	JJBC All-Stars
33	Kenny Pickett Truthers
34	Krudler
35	Kyler Murray is Tall
36	Legally Fit
37	Ligma LLC
38	M&A
39	Mt. P
40	Oh Oh Oh Ohtani Auto Parts
41	Paco’s Tacos
42	Page 408
43	Pare La Musica
44	Party Like It's 09
45	ppschwa
46	Price of the bricks going up
47	Project Badass
48	Queso with Canadian Bacon
49	Rally Squirrel
50	Red Deaths
51	RunForrestRun
52	Rusty's Raiders
53	Sacrifice Blunts
54	Sexy Rexy Grossman
55	ShipWrecked
56	Shiva Bowl Champion
57	SHTigers
58	Sleehrats
59	Spotted Balls
60	StephDaGoat
61	StevieFranchise
62	Stinker Tinker
63	SubwayHero
64	Sweet Emulsions
65	Team Romance Explosion
66	TeamKahn
67	That Ain't Mayo
68	The Flux Capacit-whores
69	The Hameltoes
70	The Hatchmen
71	The Lazer Show
72	The Performative Males
73	The Thrill of Victory
74	The Wild Bunch
75	Total Devastation
76	Trojans
77	TRYAN43
78	Tundra Prius
79	Twice as Nice
80	Uff
81	Viva Los Birdos
82	XX-XY
83	Yellow Sheet 4.0
84	ZBlue