2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Manchester United
| # | Team |
| 1 | Atlantic City Knights |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Clever Pun Here |
| 4 | Drool Monkeys |
| 5 | DumpsterFire26 |
| 6 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 7 | Golden Earrings |
| 8 | Goutfish |
| 9 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 10 | Handsy Docs |
| 11 | Hawks |
| 12 | Hong Kong Glory Hole |
| 13 | HookEm_HokieBird |
| 14 | Justin Fields Truther |
| 15 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 16 | Krudler |
| 17 | MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz |
| 18 | Nochanceinhell |
| 19 | ppschwa |
| 20 | Premature Elimination |
| 21 | Prestige Worldwide |
| 22 | Project Badass |
| 23 | Proponen |
| 24 | Rally Squirrel |
| 25 | Ramblers |
| 26 | RunForrestRun |
| 27 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 28 | Sleehrats |
| 29 | Smarties |
| 30 | Sweatyball |
| 31 | Sweet Emulsions |
| 32 | Tasty Waves |
| 33 | Team whittler |
| 34 | The Flux Capacit-whores |
| 35 | The Mustangs |
| 36 | The Rizzler |
| 37 | Viva Los Birdos |
| 38 | What’s the number? |
| 39 | Your Mom Paid My Entry |