2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Rory McIlroy
| # | Team |
| 1 | Alaskan Ice Pickers |
| 2 | Anxious Js |
| 3 | BeakersTweakers |
| 4 | Big Bad B-Rent |
| 5 | Boo-Yah! |
| 6 | Buttfumble |
| 7 | Cinghiale |
| 8 | Doolio |
| 9 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 10 | Fat Bernie’s waterbeds |
| 11 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 12 | Fifth Wheel |
| 13 | Garage Mahal |
| 14 | Go Bulldogs! |
| 15 | Lawofaverages |
| 16 | Menage a Trois |
| 17 | NIASKOS |
| 18 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 19 | Patatas |
| 20 | Pinche Gringos |
| 21 | R D |
| 22 | Random Donkey |
| 23 | Ron Barr All Stars |
| 24 | Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake |
| 25 | ScudderRoad |
| 26 | Seven21 |
| 27 | Seventh Heaven |
| 28 | Sixth Sense |
| 29 | Sportwonks |
| 30 | Tenacious B |
| 31 | The Usual Suspects |
| 32 | Thing Two |
| 33 | Uncle Baby Billy Gemstone |
| 34 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |