2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Pittsburgh Pirates
| # | Team |
| 1 | 2024 Champ |
| 2 | Ain't No Thief |
| 3 | Always Next Year |
| 4 | Back the blue |
| 5 | BarEviction |
| 6 | Big Bad B-Rent |
| 7 | Bodymore Murdaland |
| 8 | Brandon Scott’s Tots |
| 9 | DinglePox |
| 10 | DudePlayingADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude |
| 11 | Failcons |
| 12 | Famous Jewish Sports Legends |
| 13 | Fat Bernie’s waterbeds |
| 14 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 15 | Fuji Bomb's |
| 16 | Gambling $$ |
| 17 | Hector Patel |
| 18 | Hondo |
| 19 | Idontrecall |
| 20 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 21 | Kissing Cousins |
| 22 | KwazyBonez |
| 23 | Longwood Legend |
| 24 | Los Dedos Asquerosos |
| 25 | LucCon2023 |
| 26 | Managing Managers |
| 27 | MATTIMCANDREWS |
| 28 | Mill Street |
| 29 | mountaineers11 |
| 30 | Nax Squared |
| 31 | NoelG27 |
| 32 | Off the Handle |
| 33 | Oh Saquon You See |
| 34 | Old Salt |
| 35 | Oxen of the Sun |
| 36 | PJM |
| 37 | PSU Pride |
| 38 | R D |
| 39 | Random Donkey |
| 40 | Red Deaths |
| 41 | Shart Garfunkel |
| 42 | Slaw |
| 43 | SLO MIKE |
| 44 | Sockfinger |
| 45 | Special K's |
| 46 | Stringer Bell |
| 47 | Syosset Shysters |
| 48 | The Hameltoes |
| 49 | Toothy Critters |
| 50 | Uncle Baby Billy Gemstone |
| 51 | Valimorons |
| 52 | We Don't Talk About Bruno |
| 53 | Whiskey Winners |
| 54 | White Mark |
| 55 | ZFG |