2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Man United
| # | Team |
| 1 | A team needs a name |
| 2 | Anything is Possiblllllllllllllllllllle |
| 3 | BamaDad |
| 4 | Big Finkle Fans |
| 5 | Cowan |
| 6 | Dingle Redemption |
| 7 | Dutchmen |
| 8 | Halloumi United |
| 9 | Kangatron |
| 10 | KJCLJC |
| 11 | Mall Dry Cleaning |
| 12 | Mr. Jones and Friends |
| 13 | No Singer |
| 14 | OrangeCrush2021 |
| 15 | Pdot40 |
| 16 | Pepe Silvia |
| 17 | Pill Pushers |
| 18 | PJM |
| 19 | RunItBack |
| 20 | Shadynasty's |
| 21 | she·nan·i·gans |
| 22 | Team DGC |
| 23 | Tequila Terps |
| 24 | The haejs |
| 25 | The Usual Suspects |
| 26 | Total Devastation |
| 27 | Truffle Butter Express |