2025/2026 Decathlon: Team Summary: WholeBagOSuckIt
Captains: Stephanie Schwartz
Tribes: State of IL, Rookies, It’s Very Sad
| Event | Question | Selection(s) | Cat 1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | Total | |
| Tennis | US Open Women | Emma Navarro | 10 | 10 | ||||||
| Emma Raducanu | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Victoria Mboko | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| Mirra Andreeva | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| US Open Men | Jordan Thompson | 5 | 5 | |||||||
| Jakub Mensik | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Jack Draper | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Ben Shelton | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Tennis Total | 55 | |||||||||
| College Football | 2025 Tier1 | B10 Oregon | 21 | 21 | ||||||
| ACC Clemson | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| SEC Alabama | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| SEC Texas | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| 2025 Tier2 | MAC Toledo | 14 | 14 | |||||||
| B12 BYU | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| ACC Louisville | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| SEC Mississippi | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| College Football Total | 119 | |||||||||
| Soccer | English Premier League | Wolverhampton | 0 | |||||||
| Manchester United | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||||
| Tottenham | 9 | 9 | ||||||||
| Chelsea | 6 | 2 | 8 | |||||||
| Liverpool | 12 | 12 | ||||||||
| Soccer Total | 33 | |||||||||
| Football | Regular Season | AS Indianapolis Colts | 14 | 14 | ||||||
| AE Miami Dolphins | 0 | |||||||||
| NW Arizona Cardinals | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| AN Cincinnati Bengals | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| NW SF 49ers | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| NE Washington Commanders | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NN Detroit Lions | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| AN Baltimore Ravens | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| Football Total | 77 | |||||||||
Total Pts: 284 |
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