2025/2026 Decathlon: Team Summary: Deshaun's Massage Parlor
Captains: Anil Gupta
Tribes: State of MI, Late Night Seasoned Meats
| Event | Question | Selection(s) | Cat 1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | Total | |
| Tennis | US Open Women | Daria Kasatkina | 10 | 10 | ||||||
| Jasmine Paolini | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Jessica Pegula | 25 | 10 | 35 | |||||||
| Iga Swiatek | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| US Open Men | Gabriel Diallo | 5 | 5 | |||||||
| Jiri Lehecka | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| Jannik Sinner | 30 | 10 | 15 | 55 | ||||||
| Carlos Alcaraz | 35 | 10 | 15 | 20 | 80 | |||||
| Tennis Total | 235 | |||||||||
| College Football | 2025 Tier1 | IND Notre Dame | 0 | |||||||
| ACC Clemson | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| B10 Ohio State | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| B10 Penn St | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| 2025 Tier2 | MWC Boise St | 7 | 7 | |||||||
| B10 Indiana | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| B12 Utah | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| B10 USC | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| College Football Total | 119 | |||||||||
| Soccer | English Premier League | Brentford | 3 | 1 | 4 | |||||
| Fulham | 3 | 2 | 5 | |||||||
| Chelsea | 6 | 2 | 8 | |||||||
| Manchester City | 6 | 6 | ||||||||
| Liverpool | 12 | 12 | ||||||||
| Soccer Total | 35 | |||||||||
| Football | Regular Season | AE Miami Dolphins | 0 | |||||||
| AE New England Patriots | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NW Seattle Seahawks | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| AS Houston Texans | 0 | |||||||||
| NS Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NW SF 49ers | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| AE Buffalo Bills | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| NE Philadelphia Eagles | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| Football Total | 63 | |||||||||
Total Pts: 452 |
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