2025/2026 Decathlon: Event Summary: Football

Status: Locked

updated 12/14

RULES: FOOTBALL

Q1: Regular Season
All NFL teams have been seeded; select eight teams totaling no more than 44 seed points.

Your eight teams will earn points as follows:
...7 pts for each win (10 for a playoff win)
..20 pts for a division title
..10 pts for a wildcard berth
..20 pts for a Super Bowl berth
..30 pts for a Super Bowl win

Picks lock Thu 9/5 5p Pacific, at the first kickoff

Q2: Playoffs
A total of 14 NFL teams make the playoffs - 7 in each conference. The teams are seeded as follows:
NFC
(1) Lions
(2) Eagles
(3) Buccaneers
(4) Rams
(5) Vikings
(6) Commanders
(7) Packers

AFC
(1) Chiefs
(2) Bills
(3) Ravens
(4) Texans
(5) Chargers
(6) Steelers
(7) Broncos

Pick 5 teams whose seeds add up to *at least* 16 points. Note that your 5 teams can be from any conference. For example, you could take the 1st seed from both conferences, a 2nd seed, and both 6th seeds, and your entry would be valid (1 + 1 + 2 + 6 + 6 = 1). Or, you could take the 1st through 4th and the 6th seed all from one conference, and that would be valid (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 6 = 16). Reminder that the NFL is not a true bracket, 2nd round matchups will be dependent on the remaining teams' seeds.

Your five teams will earn points as follows:
...10 pts for each win in the Wild Card round
...20 pts for each win in the Divisional round
...25 pts for each Conference Championship win
...30 pts for a Super Bowl win

Playoff Picks lock at kickoff of the first game, Sat Jan 11 at 130p Pacific. This is an elimination event, no late picks allowed. If you miss the deadline, you will receive points equal to the last place team who did submit.

 
POINT RECAP: FOOTBALL

Regular Season
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
NS Carolina Panthers (1) 83 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AN Cleveland Browns (1) 2 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NS New Orleans Saints (1) 4 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NE NY Giants (1) 62 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AE NY Jets (1) 15 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AS Tennessee Titans (1) 40 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AS Indianapolis Colts (2) 21 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AS Jacksonville Jaguars (2) 131 84 0 0 10 0 0 94
AE Miami Dolphins (2) 47 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AW Las Vegas Raiders (2) 33 14 0 0 0 0 0 14
NS Atlanta Falcons (3) 75 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AE New England Patriots (3) 60 91 0 20 0 0 0 111
NE Dallas Cowboys (3) 11 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NW Seattle Seahawks (3) 48 91 0 0 10 0 0 101
NW Arizona Cardinals (4) 40 21 0 0 0 0 0 21
AN Pittsburgh Steelers (4) 43 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NN Chicago Bears (4) 23 77 0 20 0 0 0 97
AW Denver Broncos (5) 131 91 0 0 10 0 0 101
AS Houston Texans (5) 95 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
AW LA Chargers (5) 38 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
NN Minnesota Vikings (5) 14 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
NS Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5) 134 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AN Cincinnati Bengals (6) 66 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NW LA Rams (6) 29 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
NE Washington Commanders (6) 53 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NW SF 49ers (6) 118 84 0 0 10 0 0 94
NN Detroit Lions (8) 71 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
NN Green Bay Packers (8) 78 63 0 0 10 0 0 73
AW Kansas City Chiefs (9) 56 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AN Baltimore Ravens (10) 114 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AE Buffalo Bills (10) 175 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
NE Philadelphia Eagles (10) 122 77 0 20 0 0 0 97

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: FOOTBALL

#   Team Points
1   Red Deaths 703
2   Favre's Prick Picks 693
3   CoLo for the win 689
--   Slugworths Gobstoppers 689
5   johnb470 682
--   Stinker Tinker 682
7   Ligma LLC 679
8   Casual Craigslist Connections 675
--   Deshaun's Massage Parlor 675
10   Mt. P 668
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 668
12   MAK1005 665
13   Roken’s Stallions 661
14   Kenny Pickett Truthers 658
--   Otter Water 658
--   Riverfront Rivals 658
17   Off the Handle 655
18   Go Bulldogs!! 654
19   Free Scottie 647
20   In play out(s) 644
21   Faceless Man 641
--   Green Team 641
23   Gordon Bombay 637
--   SHTigers 637
--   The Rodfather 637
--   The Wild Bunch 637
--   Third Time's A Charm? 637
--   Tundra Prius 637
29   drinking is fun 633
30   Chudley Cannons 630
--   MCC Club Champs 630
--   MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz 630
--   SubwayHero 630
34   Enrico Pallazzo 627
--   We’re Back Department 627
36   Jumpy & Stumpy 624
--   Paco's Tacos 624
--   Shart Garfunkel 624
39   Literally Joe Sheisty 623
--   nonamebret 623
--   The Chun-Li Lightning Kicks 623
--   The Generals 623
--   Times New Roman Investment Club 623
--   What am I, a farmer? 623
45   Da Real Saving Silverman 619
46   Ashley Remembered 617
--   soccerdan 617
48   FishSqueek 613
--   The Oregon Cucks 613
--   Your Mom Paid My Entry 613
51   Pagman29 Dynasty 610
--   RaymondBabbitt 610
53   Carlsbatdrewton 606
--   Dawg Daze 606
--   Idiots out wandering around 606
--   Stankford 606
--   Two Guys, One Chip 606
58   Page408 603
--   Party Like It's 09 603
60   Bizuation 602
--   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 602
--   Team Quack 602
--   The Fast Cheetas 602
64   Drool Monkeys 599
--   Is this Fantasy Football? 599
--   KillerKa$h 599
--   Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' 599
--   The Horny Brent Musburgers 599
--   The Redskins 599
--   The Redskins 599
71   The Dancing Bears 596
72   Johnny Backpacks 593
73   EtAl 592
--   Greatpoint 592
--   ppschwa 592
76   Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong 589
--   Santa Monica by Everclear 589
--   StevieFranchise 589
--   The Hatchmen 589
80   Hondo 588
81   PerryPicks 585
82   fallfromgrace 582
--   JustFly 582
--   Orange Crush 582
--   SoHoGoat 582
86   POKER BOYS 579
--   Sweatyball 579
88   Billiams Dreamcatchers 578
--   Decanterthon 578
--   ShipWrecked 578
--   SJSU Superfan 578
92   Moneyline Mafia 575
--   The 209 575
--   The513 575
--   Walton's World 575
--   ZoopedUpMoose 575
97   West Virginia Party Boy 572
98   1027 571
--   DumpsterFire25 571
--   Lazer Show 571
--   One Decathlon After Another 571
--   The Rizzler 571
103   All Rise 568
--   Miami Vice 568
--   Potatoes and Pierogies 568
--   Rusty's Raiders 568
--   Sacrifice Blunts 568
--   Sportwonks 568
--   Sweet Emulsions 568
--   WarDamnBulldawgs 568
--   WarOtto 568
112   Jesters Henchmen 567
113   SportsFanatic 565
114   Project Badass 564
115   Gronkey Kong 561
--   Russell The Muscle 561
117   Land Thieves 558
--   Valimorons 558
119   Get Up Mitch 557
--   Prophet Pandas 557
121   DEATH ROW 554
--   HookEm_HokieBird 554
--   Nova 2014 554
--   Trojans 554
125   Little Yerry Stackhouse 551
126   Damp Danny 547
--   Neighborhood Watch 547
128   Hard Rock's $$$ 544
--   Jake Picks Winners 544
--   Patatas 544
--   RockChalk 544
--   Sock Hand 544
--   The Dude Abides 544
--   The Mustangs 544
135   TC Decathletes 543
136   BradfordEra 540
--   Bye Shane 540
--   Dad Boner 540
--   Eddie and the Cruisers 540
--   Golden Earrings 540
--   Leck23 540
--   Spotted Balls 540
--   The Acorn Army 540
--   TreVeyon My Wayward Son 540
--   Twice As Nice 540
146   JoeRobbieStadium 537
--   Tasty Waves 537
--   The Performative Males 537
149   JJBC All-Stars 536
--   Nochanceinhell 536
151   Fightin Amish 533
--   Jaxson Prescott 533
--   Jimmy Dugan 533
--   Stimulus me 533
155   HMD Industries 530
--   Sleehrats 530
157   The Salty Dogs 526
158   Brotherly Shovers 523
--   Dirty Sanchez's 523
--   Scouse Poets 523
161   Don’t Hassle the Hoff 520
--   Picks out for Harambe 520
--   Quack Attack 520
--   Ramblers 520
--   Salsa Tex Committee 520
166   RunForrestRun 519
--   Special K's 519
--   Team Sendu 519
169   Chimney Rock 516
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 516
--   Sneaky SIX SEVEN 516
--   The Hameltoes 516
--   The Usual Suspects 516
174   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 513
--   The Caine-Hackman Theory 513
--   The Catch 513
--   Truffle Butter Express 513
178   Fonzinoons 512
--   Hawks 512
--   TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam 512
181   AceRothstein’sSafeBets 509
--   Coconut Wonderland 509
--   Krudler 509
--   Noticing and Pondering 509
--   Wade Boggs 509
186   David Hasselhoff 506
--   TRYAN43 506
188   Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants 505
--   FullHouse 505
--   Greatest Show on Turf 505
--   WMD Right Chair Right Chair 505
192   Dickens Inn 502
193   SWAT Team 499
194   Go Birds 498
--   Pulse 498
--   Rounders 498
197   Birdie Brigade 495
198   Big Ragu 492
--   Gyros & Souvlaki 492
200   Roadkill 491
201   (Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters 488
--   CommunityTheaterDivas 488
--   Do Wrong Right 488
--   Never Tell Me The Odds 488
--   Noelg27 488
--   NY Jets Are Killing Me 488
--   Team Beno 488
--   Viva Los Birdos 488
209   Yellow Sheet 3.0 487
210   An Absolute Creamer 485
--   Caffeine Achiever 485
--   Shadynasty's 485
--   Syosset Shysters 485
--   That Ain’t Mayo 485
--   Uff 485
216   Handsy Docs 482
217   BigB 481
--   Dock Ellis 481
--   Eden 481
--   I Am Stoked, Steve! 481
--   Let 'er buck 481
--   The Thrill of Victory 481
223   Nax Squared 478
224   Kissing Cousins 477
225   Bearvers 474
--   Pare La Musica 474
227   Buckle Up! 471
--   Fallendomino 471
--   The Dodgfather 471
230   655 Stanley 467
231   Favre's Dick Picks 464
--   Kick Names Take Ass 464
233   BPJR8 461
--   Pandaaaaaa 461
235   CuseIsLoose 460
--   Goutfish 460
--   Iron WIll 460
238   brooklynboyz 457
--   PSU Pride 457
--   VMATster 457
241   G.B.G. Campaign 454
--   KynM 454
243   M&A 453
244   Pepe Silvia 446
245   Atlantic City Knights 440
246   SLOMIKE 436
--   SportsTeamsinOakland? 436
248   ScudderRd 433
249   Tequila Howie 429
250   turtle 426
251   Bears 415
252   Mud Set Hut 405
253   WholeBagOSuckIt 402
254   Legally Fit 391

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